ϟ My dad has nicknames for all of The Avengers characters:

daeneryes:

  • The L’Oreal brothers
  • Male Katniss
  • The green special snowflake who’s always pissed off
  • Captain ”my skintight suit will make you feel uncomfortable”
  • Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist
  • The chick who got added in to make everything look less gay
  • Robin
  • HE SHOULDN’T HAVE DIED
  • The Angry Pirate

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ϟ We should ban life jackets and other flotation devices. They only encourage risky behavior. The only 100% effective way to prevent drowning is total abstinence from going in the water.

breanieswordvomit:

-The logic of most of the Republican party

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finally-free-from-it-all: So little written, yet so powerful…..

finally-free-from-it-all:

So little written, yet so powerful…..

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Hansel. So hot right now. Hansel.  —Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
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allisonelisabeta: “Miracle Whip sent this letter to Stephen Colbert after he made fun of their mayo on his show.”

allisonelisabeta:

“Miracle Whip sent this letter to Stephen Colbert after he made fun of their mayo on his show.”

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